$OFFER – Phoenix, AZ:
“1970 Ford Maverick
If you’re reading this, it’s because your interested already… And you should be, everyone else is too. Don’t forget that part, it’s important. I just hope you have a ton of extra time on your hands my friend, because you’re gonna be an hour late everywhere you go because of the constant questions from fans, and chicks asking for your number.
Warning, this car AIN’T FOR SISSIES
If you think you can handle it… And wanna drive it, make sure you buy a size of pants that’s a few sizes larger to accommodate the 3rd testicle you’re gonna grow from the sheer awesomeness that is this vehicle… You might get sexually excited when you hear it rev, and the larger pant size will help to hide that. (It’s ok, its normal, and I won’t judge you.)
Turn the key and this beast roars to life, none of that wimpy crank and fire BS… Just be ready for the violent, bone-rattling earthquake that ensues from the open-header, carbureted, 200 cubic inch Thriftpower Inline 6 and the gargling exhaust note that resembles God himeslf gargling the finest bourbon before making sweet love to your mother.
Its gotta B&M Megashifter ratchet shifter welded in this mofo, and banging 1st, 2nd, and 3rd gear in that C4 daily, flawlessly… Or if you wanna cruise like only a care-free SOB could in a ride like this, throw that B in Drive, my guy, and enjoy the scenery… And the paparazzi.
Now I feel obligated to tell you these next few pieces of info, because Im a nice guy. Ive had this car for 4 years, and did nothing other than regular maintenance, and putting the shifter in, and changing the wheels and painting it twice. Car came to me with “actual miles unknown” on the CLEAR ARIZONA TITLE, but this car is 49 years old. Its an extremely solid car, always in AZ and NO RUST whatsoever. Not even surface rust, man!
This thing has no interior, just a flawless headliner, 2 bucket seats from a ’92 Toyota Celica, and a rearview mirror. The carpet and everything was dried and dead when I got it, so it all came out. New door panels are available, so are dash pads, and you can find a bench seat that came in these for it or put new seats in if you dont like these ones. It was a factory AC car, but that old compressor was gone before I got it. Tiny knicks and small dents here and there, nothing bad at all, hell, I hope to be in this good of shape when Im 49. Its got manual drum brakes, so you’re gonna be pumping this thing like a hot date on prom night if you gotta stop in a jiffy, and no power steering to keep your arms looking muscular and manly all year long.
Oh, and some plastic clip thing broke inside the drivers side handle, so if you roll the windows up, you gotta open it from the passenger side and use the inside lever of the drivers side… Or just be a boss and Bo Duke it, like any cool guy would… Find a 70’s Ford handle off of like any 70’s Ford, and it’ll have the part you need. But seriously, you’re never gonna have the windows up, this car was made for arm-out-the-window driving, like the stylish MF’er you are.
Oh, and if you’ve got a lady friend (and if you don’t have one now, you will soon) make sure you line that passenger seat with plastic. Yknow, for freshness. She’s not gonna wanna get out, because of those earthquake shakes I was talking about. Speaking of that special lady, the passenger seat tilts just a hair to the left because the original floor was intended for a bench seat, and its got a slight bump where the old seat mounted on one side. You probably wouldn’t notice unless I told you, but Im cool like that. Plus, it makes it easier for your lady to, yknow… Be close with you while you’re driving.
Lastly, the back tires are cut a little bit cuz this old girl has some big meats jammed in her rear, and the fenders weren’t rolled enough the first time, but that’s all sorted out, and the battle scars look tough as hell. Chicks dig it, trust me.
If you’re a fan of Roadkill, this car was in Roadkill Magazine, and in several Roadkill Extra episodes on the Motor Trend / HotRod Magazine website.
Seriously, never leave home without a box of condoms, a 6 pack, and 100 business cards with your number on them (for the ladies, duh) because you’re gonna need ’em. Make sure you get a fresh haircut and shave too, ya weirdo, cuz you’re gonna be in a lot of photos whether you like it or not. Also, shelf space would be a plus for all the car show awards you’re gonna win, and if your bank account is looking sad, don’t be too worried. Ive won over $1500 at car shows and in online car shows and $800 in gift cards with this magnificent piece of American engineering.
If you wanna know why Im getting rid of this dream machine, the truth of the matter is that I work so often now that I dont have time to turn it into the race car I wanted it to be, especially after losing everything I owned but this car a year ago, and it’s not enough for what my family needs at the current moment… Being my only car with 2 seats is difficult, and my father’s health is declining in recent, and I need something more comfortable to drive him around in.
This car is nothing but reliable, and if you’re offering a trade, the vehicle has to be reliable too (and cool). That’s really the only stipulation.
No reasonable offer will be ignored.
Thanks for reading, and have an AWESOME day.
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1970 Ford Maverick
fuel: gas
title status: clean
transmission: other “
Source: https://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/cto/d/1970-ford-maverick/6597234775.html
